Dick couch


when your p-n-s is so small it rests on top of your b-lls like a mini couch.
“tim smith your d-ck is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its d-ck couch all day watching mauray povich and collecting welfare checks.”
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some one who uses their body as a couch on which d-cks may lay. usually implying that one is h-m-s-xual. usually used as an insult.
you’re such a d-ck couch!

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