dick crud
another word for sm-gm- (“d-ck cheese”)
in the gym, you can tell which guys have a lot of d-ck crud, cuz they smell like rotten cheddar. the solution: go wash your f-ckin d-ck once in a while!
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when a girl looks good from behind but has a monstrous face which sends the feelings of daggers to your d-ck. hector: look at that phat -ss moises: oh h-ll yeah that is a phat -ss hector: look at the face and let me know. moises: na dawg her face is ugly she’s a d-ck […]
- dickfisted
to be wronged in such a way that it can’t be undone. usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority. after i moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, i knew i’d been d-ckfisted. when the boss called me into his office about the missing report, i knew my supervisor had d-ckfisted me. i […]
- dickmitized
to be so hypnotized by (or obsessed with) a guy’s d-ck that a girl/guy will let them do crazy things and they think nothing is wrong with it jill got so d-ckmitized by that unemployed guy who smokes pot and sleeps on the beach that she let him borrow her car for a month and […]
- Dick Fix
women who like to wake up their man in the wee hours to satiate their loins with a quickie are getting their “d-ck fix” and then they go back to sleep. “last night i woke up needing a d-ck fix so i jump on my man for a quickie and then crashed!”
- Dicktimized
usually when a woman, or person is so addicted to the d-ck, that he/she is hypnotized by it. he/she is blinded of all other qualities of that man, who is actually a d-ck himself. in essence she has been hypnotized by the d-ck, and therefore she has been d-cktimized. i know he’s such a jerk, […]