Dick Dandruff
crystalline j-zz–usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask bill clinton, etc.)
hey did you hear about monica lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with clinton?
yea, heard there is still d-ck dandruff on it
hey man, since we’re going swimming, can i borrow this towel?
dont take that one man, its got d-ck dandruff on it.
scaly skin on one or both sides of the p-n-s caused by having too much s-x.
dude, my girlfriend just can’t get enough s-x. all night, every night, all we do is screw, my d-ck got so worn out that i’m getting d-ck dandruff on both sides of it.
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