Dick-dazzeled
d-ck-dazzeled is is what happens when one p-sses out and their girlfriend pastes plastic jewels to either one or all of the following male s-x organs:
p-n-s-shaft, p-n-s-head, p-n-s-hole, t-st-cl-s, or the taint.
the friction created from the plastic jewels, i was d-ck-dazzeled with, caused my b-tch to bleed all over the back of my el-camino.
i noticed the hoe in front of me at yoga cl-ss had blood dripping from her v-g-n–dentata area, but further research concluded her man roughly used his d-ck-dazzeled junk to rip the skin off of the inner lining of her uterus.
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