Dick Destitute
d-ck dest-tution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn’t ‘get it in.’ also known as ‘period of dryness.’
guy 1: “man this sucks.”
guy 2: “what is it?”
guy 1: “i’m so d-ck dest-tute i’m going insane.”
guy 2: “here’s 20 bucks.”
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