dick doughnut
a d-ck doughnut is an apparatus that prevents extremely long and large p-n-ses from deep penetration during s-xual intercourse. deep penetration can cause hemorrhaging, cervical cancer, uterine ruptures and deformed children.
a d-ck doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a “b-lls deep” feeling. when a man wears a d-ck doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner’s v-g-n- without having to hear comments like “ouch”, “too deep”, and “don’t thrust to far.”
d-ck doughnuts can be purchased at s-x toy shops all over the country. interestingly enough, an inflatable d-ck doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.
the average purchasers of d-ck doughnuts are usually pet-te women, asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having s-x with men in their upper 30’s who just so happen to have extremely long and large p-n-ses.
a new version is expected and will come equipped with a cl-toral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.
my gf told me that my d-ck is too long and she told me to wear a d-ck doughnut so i won’t hurt her.
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