Dick Dyson
the upgraded version of the d-ck vacuum, a d-ck dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more d-ck-suction than any conventional d-ck vacuum.
guy 1: dude you’re a c-cksucker.
guy 2: you’re a d-ck dyson.
guy 1: …..that was mean, man.
guy 2: you’re right, i’m sorry.
guy 1: that girl has most certainly performed f-ll-t– on every single male athlete at our high school.
guy 2: i believe that would cl-ssify her as a d-ck dyson.
guy 3: i concur on both accounts.
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