dick-eating snake
a mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. this alludes to the idea that if that object were the d-ck-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.
bill: “where are my keys, dammit?”
joe: “they’re right here on the table, man”
bill: ” oh duh! i see ’em now.”
joe: “haha! good thing it wasn’t a d-ck-eating snake”
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