Dick Envy
1. a woman’s envy for the male p-n-s and the power -ssociated with it.
2. a h-m- envious of not having a d-ck in him.
1. max had some serious d-ck envy when he went on spring break and was away from his apartment of b-ttpirates.
2.
justin: maxipoo why the long face?
max: over spring break i missed our escapades in our apartment
justin: awww max, don’t worry we’ll be back at it as soon as break is over
max: fabulousssss! i was experiencing major d-ck envy
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