dick eye
a look from a female to a male that expresses s-xual interest.
the leggy blonde at the bar won’t stop staring at kevin. she’s been giving him the d-ck eye all night long.
when a girl has eyes that make it look like she just wants to suck a d-ck
yo that b-tch has some major d-ck eyes
d-ckeyes is someone who is a moron.
f-ck off d-ckeyes!
you’re a d-ckeyes!
a slang term that compares a person to the end of the urethra where it exits the p-n-s. usually said as a light insult about someones bad behavior. similar to -sshole.
“otto is such a d-ckeye, he dropped the poker chips in the toilet and didn’t wash them before the game.”
leo referred to his half-blind dog as a d-ckeye due to his constant flatulence.
“mike, you d-ckeye, get your filthy feet off of my coffee table!”
d-ckeyes is someone who is a moron.
f-ck off d-ckeyes
nick is a d-ckeyes
accidental poke in the eye with a p-n-s or accidental -j-c-l-t–n in the eyes.
during s-x you ask your man if he will c-m in your mouth. when he’s about to c-m and pulls it out, you don’t get your mouth on it in time and he ends up -j-c-l-t-ng the first part of his load in your eye, which in turn becomes bloodshot and sore for a while. it’s easier to say you have “d-ckeye” from that point on until the redness and soreness goes away. don’t complain! you asked for it!
removing a female’s eyeball with your d-ck, through orbital cavity intercourse.
holy sh-t i accidentally gave my wife d-ck eye last night while having some hot orbital cavity intercourse!
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i would totally d-ck eye that b-tch!
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