Dick Eyebrow
what happens when someone tells you something that is such obvious bullsh-t. a single eyebrow is raised with a mix of disgust and disbelief.
“the guy at the cell store told me that i need a different data plan if i upgrade because ‘smartphones use data differently’. the d-ck eyebrow appeared as soon as he mentioned that.”
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