Dick Fit
when your p-n-s gets angry.
dude the girl i did it with got my d-ck fit going.
the female equivalent to a p-ssy fit. when a female makes a rude or cr-ss, unwanted or inappropriate s-xual advance on a male she doesn’t know and he refuses, her resulting insecure name-calling is a “d-ck fit”.
female: hey, guy. you should buy me a drink. look at my b–bs!
male:….uh, no thanks. i actually have some cl-ss, lady.
female:…oh! well, i guess i wouldn’t want one from you anyway! you limpd-ck! what are you, gay! go back over there with your fraternity boyfriends!
male:…..did she just tell me i had a small d-ck and gay because i refused her?
male 2: yep. huh, must have expected every guy to swoon for her because of her b–bs. insecure b-tch. she’s having a d-ck fit.
physically in shape and s-xually attractive to men, especially after not being or feeling that way for some time.
cheryl had put on some weight while she was pregnant but was working hard to get d-ck fit in time for summer.
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