Dick Fitting
a consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective s-xual partner. a largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect p-n-s into the woman’s v-g-n-, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a s-xual relationship is viable.
gwendolyn : hey julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch s-x in the city in our pajamas ?
julie : can’t make it, i’ve got trevor coming over for dinner and a d-ck fitting.
gwendolyn : oh that’s right, well let me now how it goes. i just had a d-ck fitting with chad last week – that boy’s size, does not fit all!
julie : trust me, you don’t need to tell me that. i had to push trevor’s c-ck fitting back two weeks because of chad.
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