Dick Fungi
the state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male’s reproductive organ, the p-n-s.
matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. all the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. after minutes of scratching at his d-ck, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his p-n-s. the glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch c-ck. matthew has a bad case of d-ck fungi.
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