dick fuse
how long before you go off
my d-ck fuse must be set on “short” when i’m with her; i can never last.
i can stay hard all night with her; sometimes i can’t c-m at all, my d-ck fuse must be dialled to long.
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someone who is not sweet. someone you would never want to be stuck in an elevator with because they are annoying and uncool.
sweet f-cking christ, that dude is a d-ck fuse.
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