Dick Gazing
spending time on one’s iphone texting, browsing, playing games, etc. d-ck gazing often occurrs during social gatherings and is usually identified by someone who does not own an iphone, often out of jealousy. sometimes abbreviated as “gazin.”
“can you idiots quit d-ck gazing and hand me another beer?”
“shut up bro, it’s my move in chess and i need to check the snow report. if your broke–ss had an iphone you would understand.”
describing when a person is intensely searching for s-xual hijinks with someone of the male persuasion; on the prowl
“it’s not like i’m d-ck gazing or anything… i just wanna have fun!”
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