Dick Handed


shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. can be used in a prank or redemption situation.
after taking a p-ss at the bar i walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. all the while the singer never knew that he was d-ck handed.

later i saw a buddy in the bar. i walked up to him and shook his hand. later noting to him that he just got – d-ck handed!
when something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped
i was reaching for the remote but my bother d-ckhanded it and put on some cartoons.

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