dick handle
it’s the flusher of a urinal which gets touched by a hand immediately after said hand leaves a d-ck and it quite possibly the dirtiest place on earth.
if i touch that d-ck handle, i may as well just grab every guy’s junk in the place.
a- a rude term given to anyone who can be considered an -sshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche -sshole.
b- someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the p-n-s and yanks on it before or after s-x (but obviously not during). better used as “d-ckhandler,” but can be used either way.
a- “you remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? what a d-ckhandle.”
b- “she’s wild in bed man- a total d-ckhandler!”
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