Dick Hat
when someone finds your hat and where’s it on their d-ck.
we lost luke’s hat on the road, while being chased by two gay’s. they picked up the hat and used it as a d-ck hat.
another name for over amounts of bragging rights,
someone who has a d-ck-hat is someone who is very proud of themselves for doing meaningless, trivial things.
not to be confused with just having a big ego;
one with a d-ck-hat is one who is constantly measuring themselves up to other people’s d-ck-hats.
any gender can have a d-ck-hat, but it’s most commonly seen in achievement wh-r-s for the xbox/ps3 and such.
example one!
p1: “i just got sooo many achievements on my xbox, dude!”
p2: “…and what do you get in return?”
p1: “uh, nothing..”
p2: “oh. so…a bigger d-ck-hat, then.”
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example 2:
mom1: “my kid just owned your kid in soccer today.”
mom2: “and what do you get out of this victory?”
mom1: “a bigger d-ck-hat. and…having to fix a victory supper for him and his little friends…”
another name for foreskin.
that man still has his d-ck-hat.
a condom.
sorry baby, i lost my d-ckhat, gonna need to go buy more!
holy sh-t! i’m pregnant!
i have to stop buying these cheap d-ckhats.
one who is blowing and or likes to blow d-ck
shes being a d-ck hat at the moment, may i ask whos calling
that carol , shes a real d-ck hat
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