Dick-height
1. when an object, usually furniture is located at the perfect alt-tude, so that the male s-xual partner can simply stand in front of the object and still maintain coitus. doggystyle on any object can usually provide sufficient d-ck-height if the two s-xual partners are close in height.
2. the location at which the p-n-s starts on one’s body
high d-ck-height: d-ck is closer to sternum than knees.
low d-ck-height d-ck is closer to knees than sternum.
ex. 1
craig: n-gg- erthang in ha house was d-ck-height, we f-cked on the counters, tables and her bed and i was standing up the entire time n-gg-.
dayvon: d-mn n-gg-, nothing in mah b-tch house is d-ck-height, i usually have to n-gg-crouch or grab the old stool n-gg-.
craig: dayvon n-gg-, don’t you know everything is d-ck height with doggystyle.
dayvon: i know n-gg-, but my girlfriend is too short n-gg-, i still have to n-gg-crouch to hit that sh-t
craig: d-mn that sucks mah n-gg-
ex 2
dayvon: aye n-gg- i hate that i have high d-ck height, i can’t do sit ups, without slapping myself in the face with mah d-ck
craig: dayum mah n-gg- i have low d-ck height, my sh-t be scr-ping the carpet everytime i look under the couch for change.
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