dick in a box

what to get that special lady in your life for christmas. it’s not a diamond ring, it’s not a fancy car, and it’s not a house in the hills. it’s a d-ck in a box.

step 1: cut a hole in a box
step 2: put your junk in that box
step 3: make her open the box
girl: i can’t wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i’ve always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i’m ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it’s a d-ck in a box
r&b song parody that justin timberlake performed on sat-rday night live (otherwise known as snl). the main part of the video contains timberlake and snl cast member andy samberg dancing with christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. probably one of snl’s best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the nipplegate incident of 2004.
1. cut a hole in the box.
2. put your junk in the box!

it’s my d-ck in a box!
popularized in the 2006 snl short starring justin timberlake, this notorious yet considerate gift arrangement is perfect for any occasion, i.e. christmas, hannakah, or kwanzaa. follow these steps for the perfect gift.
step 1. cut a hole in a box.
step 2. put your junk the box.
step 3. let her open the box.
john: yo i gave my wife the best gift last night.
bob: what was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
john: those dont express how i feel. i gave her my d-ck in a box.
a present that a man may give to his girl friend. it is ill advised to give this gift unless you are as cool/cooler than justin timberlake. that way, if the girl doesn’t like it, she can always find solace in the fact that you’re cooler than justin timberlake, who is pretty cool in his own right.
average joe: here i got this for you.
girl: what is that?!? is that your d-ck in a box? that is gross.
average joe: why can’t i be as cool as jt?!?!?!?!?!
1. make a hole in a box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box

it’s a d-ck in a box, giirll.
i want a d-ck in a box for kwanzaa.
when the male genitals also known as p-n-s, c-ck, c-ckswain, rooster, d-ck predicament, armstrong, jareth, doodle, projectile, w-lly, putz, fixter, c–ner, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, pr-ck, private part, w-ng, wiener,mojo, etc d-ck. a d-ck in a box, commonly occurs when the male p-n-s is detached from the b-lls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term d-ck in a box.
when joe c-ckup died his will pacifically specified that his d-ck was to be detached from his b-lls and preserved as a d-ck in a box for later generations, “it seems that a d-ck in a box is a common think these days.
a man that a woman is using as a friend for s-x in case her relationship does not go well.
girl#1: jerry’s my “d-ck in a box.”

girl#2: ready to “break in case of emergency?”

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