Dick in mouth syndrome


d-ck in mouth syndrome, aka d.i.m.s., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his f-cking lazy -ss and get a job.
“dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?”

“i don’t feel like getting a job. i have d-ck in mouth syndrome.”

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