dick in the eye
when someone sticks their d-ck in your eye, or someone elses eye. while some may think this is gay, this is 0wnage — pwnage in all senses.
first person: my dark magician does 23..
other person: d-ck in the eye
first person: f-ck!!!!!111111111 i got nubbed!?!11
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