dick ingram
an old-fashioned, traditional, dry handjob.
the lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a d-ck ingram.
man that d-ck ingram left me with burns!
all i want to do is rail this broad but she won’t give me anything other than d-ck ingrams.
d-ck ingrams are so lame!
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