dick jinx
when a man is having s-x, and misses that girl’s -sshole, stabbing her b-ttcheek with his p-n-s and fractures it, and screams
“mark and jamie were doing some hardcore s-x scene in a p-rn movie, but mark totally was d-ck jinxed and really f-cked up”
“ahhh! d-ck jinxed! sh-t!”
Read Also:
- diorio u-turn
when you place your hand on the back of a girl every so slightly and while making small talk, you slowly move your hand down to her -ss, quickly cup her groin, come back around and gently poke her in the nose and say, “boooop! diorio u-turn” i was at the bar when i saw […]
- DLBA
dlba – don’t like but agree. this is a comment to leave on a post you agree with that describes something so bad that “liking” it would seem s-d-stic. leon: “joseph is a genocidal murderer and he is destroying my country!” mikhail: “dlba”
- Don Giovanni
getting head from or having s-x with an opera singer as she sings an aria from said opera friend 1: “i gave her the ol’ don giovanni last night.” friend 2: “did she sing ‘ah! chi mi dice mai’?” friend 1: “naturalmente!”
- down with the clown frown
being on a friendly basis with someone who is generally depressing but still amusing. “hey isn’t that that weird kyle kid? he really brings down a room.” – person a “hold your tongue, hussy, i’m down with the clown frown.” – person b
- drifted on
to get curved by a girl. -guy- hey girl wanna hookup? -girl- eww no get away from me. -guy’s friend- dude you just got drifted on bro.