Dick Jockey


a person that likes to ride a p-n-s like it was a horse.
collin farnsworth
a d-ck jockey, is one who would love more than anything to jump on a big c-ck and ride it, at any time.
man! tell that stupid f-cking d-ck jockey to shut his mouth.
a male or female who rides the d-ck with such voraciousness as to draw comparisons to the equestrian athlete, or horseback rider.
bro1: “how was jenny last night?”

bro2: “we s-xed.”

bro1: “nice!! doggy style?”

bro2: “na.”

bro1: “ho on top?”

bro2: “chick is a d-ck jockey like the kind found abouts the kentucky derby, and other races of triple crown caliber.”

bro1: “cool, so you wanna f-ck?”
slang word used to define a h-m-s-xual. meant to parody the word disc jockey, the term is often used for ‘gays’ that enjoy saddling up with a partner of half his size to emulate that of a horse riding jockey. can result in mammoth sh-t piles similar to race horses.
‘boy that d-ck jockey can sh-t.’

‘did you really do all that sh-t?’
a person who rides lots of d-cks… just as much as cowboys used to ride horses
that garrett miner from norcal is such a d-ck jockey!
a female who likes to ride a d-ck.
man #1: dude i heard you girlfriend was a d-ck jockey.

man #2: yep she was riding my d-ck all night long.
someone that constantly harrases you about some old bullsh-t you really don’t care about or begs you all the time for one thing or another
man i need some chronic ill pay you back no b-tch -ss you alreay owe me get off my tip you f-cking d-ckjockey

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