Dick Kitten
when you want to send a girl a d-ck pic, but don’t want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. instead of being weirded out, she will laugh…. with all of her friends.
t: “wanna see my d-ck kitten?”
a: “what is a d-ck kitten?”
t: -sends pic-
a: -screenshots, and shows friends- (sorry t)
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