dick liquor
when a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she’s gonna have to suck him off every half an hour and gulp down his half pint of d-ck liquor.
the only way melissa could get drunk was by drinking tom’s d-ck liquor several times a day. just before work, just after work, and just before sleeping were their favorite times.
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