dick magnet
the opposite of a chick magnet.
used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (my personal favorite).
“i’ve only been to a gay bar once”
“oh yeah? i bet you were a real d-ck magnet”
hot chick that a lot of guys want to screw but shes stupid and b-tchy
that wh-r- is a real d-ck magnet
dik-magnit -noun
1. one woman’s ability to use her -ssets and good looks to attract any male she wants without saying a word, but by dressing in very revealing clothing. (see sl-t)
2. a h-m-s-xual male that has both straight and gay males extremely attracted to him.
1. her t-ts and -ss are hanging out so much i don’t know why she wears anything, but i’d still take a piece of that any day, what a d-ckmagnet!
2. look at him he’s so gay but so good looking not only do the gay men want him, but the straight men do to! such a d-ckmagnet!
almost any mainstream media organization, more especially those fora who regularly provide a platform for disreputable politicians or talkers and either fail to challenge the claims presented or just lob softb-lls.
“cheney was on fox again last night.”
“whattaya expect? they’re such a d-ck magnet.”
a male with a disease called erectiomagnetightis that causes a male’s p-n-s to become magnetic and stick to anything and everything metal. this is especially a problem on submarines, trains, and will be a problem in the future when the robots take over… perhaps john conner will cure this disease when he comes back from the future.
dude, you have a d-ck magnet…
i know man… i miss just having an erection when a hot girl walks in, now its when my grandma uses her metal sybian too…
a female that is so incredibly physically attractive that males are drawn to her by pure s-xual desire. however, the personality of the female is so caustic, so annoying or so infuriating that any want of interaction beyond pure physicality is nonexistent.
hey jon, who was that wicked hot chick i saw you talking to last night?
jeez, man, she was a d-ck magnet. two minutes after we stared talking i was trying to find an excuse to leave, flee the state and change my phone number so she had no chance of finding me…ever!
that bad, huh? sorry dude.
a woman (or gay man) who typically attract the wrong type of guy, i.e. guys who act like d-cks.
jane: sarah, why can’t i seem to find any decent guys?
sarah: jane, you’re such a d-ck magnet.
jane: what?
sarah: you only seem to attract guys who act like complete d-cks, you’re a d-ck magnet.
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