Dick Manners
the act of being so polite when asking for s-xual acts (sending or requesting nudes, invitations for s-x etc.) it makes women regardless of s-xual orientation want to jump in bed with you.
example 1: man: excuse me miss but my lovely girlfriend and i were wondering if youd like to sleep with us? now you dont have to do anything you dont want to but i would sincerely love if you’d let me inside of you if you dont want to thats fine last thing i want is to make you uncomfortable
woman: oh wow your d-ck manners really threw me for a loop of course i will have s-x with you and your girlfriend.
example 2: man: pardon me if i’m coming off too strong i just happen to find you very attractive. and i was wondering if you can possibly send me some for lack of a better word s-xy photos. they don’t have to be nude i just think you’re beautiful and id like to see more of you. and if you dont mind id like to send you some photos showing how well endowed i am.
woman: oh my…you have d-ck manners….f-ck the pictures ill just show you in person.
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