dick mashing the food
a north country way of saying don’t expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!
sh-t,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! there’s not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don’t go d-ck mashing the food in this place just yet!
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