Dick McMuffin
cursed with perfectionist pangs and punished by the looking gl-ss of narcissus, d-ck mcm-ffin’s languid persona oozes hubris ideals and philosophies. generally, he enjoys to hornswoggle his way through his daily routine, thus allowing him to accomplish incomprehensible feats. with a burning desire for jigglypuffs and crumpets, mcm-ffin never fails to amaze.
in his mind is a p-ssion, a p-ssion to obtain the world’s first p.p. degree from oxord univesity. after this, he is destined to galvanise the british empire and bring forth her renaissance!
all in all, no matter how hard you try, it is inevitable that you’re wrong.
d-ck mcm-ffin: “you’re wrong!”
one english m-ffin, one sausage patty, one slice of cheddar cheese and one egg over hard, all slammed onto your d-ck. for when you’re in a rush in the morning.
b-tch! i’m late for work, i don’t have time to make you d-cks benedict, just eat this d-ck mcm-ffin real quick.
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