Dick mist
an awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter’s day, the p-n-s releases a beautiful
mist, swaying in the wind.
this event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to p-ss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
gavin: ‘hey rob what’s that miraculous glow above your p-n-s?!’
rob: ‘that, my friend, is d-ck mist, quite a phenomenon huh?’
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