dick mustache


a hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the p-n-s being completely shaven, and the t-st-cl-s left unshaven, with hair. the genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the p-n-s acts as the nose.
he said he started out shaving his p-b-s above my p-n-s, and when he finished and was about to start the b-lls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a d-ck mustache.
a fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your p-n-s across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often doc-mented with a photograph
some freshman got all loaded and p-ssed out by ten, so we gave him a d-ck mustache.

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