dick-out shuffle
the act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop p-ss on the floor. usually occurs after farting while p-ssing and realizing you need to take a sh-t also, sometimes quite urgently.
can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.
man, i was taking a p-ss and had to do the d-ck-out shuffle, right when a dude walked in!
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