dick painting
when a b-tch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a bl-wj-b and it turns his d-ck that color
“ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good d-ck painting”
“yeahh gurrl”
-sucks d-ck-
“oh yeahh my p-n-s is blue”
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