dick picker
an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a p-n-s, esp. one’s own.
“yo d-ck picker… get your lame busted-up p-rno mags off of my bed before i house you!”
n. specifically, a man who has ticks on his p-n-s, but can be any man who has questionable or dirty genitals.
shutup, you f-cking d-ckpicker! like h-ll you were with my mother last night.
a finger, or group of (d-ckpickers) fingers that crowd and/or invade without permission. most appropriately used with the term, jackf-ck…
“get your d-ckpickers outta my fridge, jackf-ck”.
an urban kid that walks around with his pants down low. holding them up by clamping the crotch area.
it appears as though he is picking his d-ck with his hands-d-ck picker
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