dick polar
when a girl cannot make up her mind from day to day if she wants to have s-x with you. often times caused by religious reasons. this condition is most common on sunday afternoons and monday’s.
“bro, my girlfriend says she doesn’t want to have s-x anymore. yet 2 days later we are back at it”
“your girl must be d-ck polar then”
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