dick present
when a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his d-ck and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag… he then releases the foreskin, and the d-ck head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
sean sometimes gives himself a d-ck present while taking a dump.
when you give someone your d-ck for a present
hey brenda, will you have my d-ck present for christmas?
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