Dick Pressers
when a man has the audacity to wear women’s skinny jeans, he is wearing d-ck pressers.
“i saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing d-ck pressers.”
“my brother stole his girlfriend’s skinny jeans, and now they’re d-ck pressers.”
“i was going to borrow some of my brother’s jeans, but i’ll be d-mned if they weren’t all d-ck pressers.”
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