dick puppet
an attractive woman who is pet-te in stature. generally speaking, she makes a man’s nature rise.
keith: man! check that chick out!! she’s dirty like the south.
too tuff tony: sh-t!!! and she’s a d-ck puppet too!
you do someone else’s bidding, and pretend it’s your own wishes, because the anonymous person may reward you.
glenn beck is really just a d-ck puppet for the koch brothers.
a woman who is pet-te, short (usually under 5’2″) in stature and weighs less that 110 pounds. also has a strong s-xual appet-te. a woman that can be picked up and mounted on the p-n-s with little or no effort, so you are free to get up and go to the frig for a beer with out her dismounting or lossing your stroke count.
also see ragdoll s-x
see that little blonde “d-ck puppet” over there,,, she’s a freak!
a stuffed animal you f-ck when the paws are sown together like a bear of that nature
omg why did you use my bear as a d-ck puppet?
a girl who walks around with very little clothes and does not appear to be too bright…only good for one thing
look at the d-ck puppet over there on the corner with her t-ts almost hanging out
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