dick ripped
1. when your d-ck gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.
2. the act of shooting someone in the b-lls during an airsoft or paintball match.
i told allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn’t listen to me and accidentally d-ck ripped himself. what a dumb-ss.
i d-ck ripped jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. he was in so much pain he cried.
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