Dick Roll

when you are rickrolled at d-ck’s sporting goods.
i got d-ckrolled yesterday.
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“d-ck roll” is derived from the worldwide internet prank known as the “rick roll” where a video would be posted claiming to be something interesting when it is actually the music video “never gonna give you up” by rick astley. a “d-ck roll” describes the situation in which a someone highly suggests a friend or acquantaince of the opposite s-x for you to date, only to realize that the said person is hilariously unattractive. such a situation occurs often either as a cruel joke, or as an attempt to complete a double or group date.
1. guy a- “dude, i have this hot new neighbor across the street who’s single and looking, you should take her to a movie sometime.”
guy b- “h-ll yea!”
…later…
guy b- “you -sshole that b-tch was ugly as h-ll”
guy a- “you got d-ck roll’d”

2. girl- “hey! my roomate really wants to get to know you she’s seen you on campus a few times. she’s really really sweet and beautiful too! i know! we should all go to that concert coming up that my boyfriend’s taking me to! oh my god that’ll be so fun!”
guy- “cool”
…later…
girl- “soooooo player how did you like my roomate? (hee hee)”
guy- you totally d-ck rolled me.
a variation on the rickroll. someone posts a bogus link that is purported to be for something interesting, funny, or hot, like lesbians making out. the unsuspecting victim clicks the link, only to see a picture of a p-n-s and/or naked man. usually the victim is a straight guy, and this of course is not something he wants to see.
joe was expecting to see some hot lesbian p-rn, but instead he got d-ckrolled.
when one is on chatroulette and is unwillingly exposed to someone’s d-ck. this is a variation of the rickroll, albeit a much more disgusting one.

for one who exposes their d-ck on chatroulette, see d-ckroller
aw, dude, i was on chatroulette and i got d-ckrolled!
simmilar in many ways to a rick roll, simply because you are sending a picture of your junk to somebody you either love or hate, disguised as something that would interest them.

see also. trojan b-lls.
1. hey man, i totally wore this chick out last name, wanna see her t-ts?

2. sure, im totally a virgin

1. your going to love it.

2. ughhh, it’s you c-ck. i can’t beleive you d-ck rolled me again
a total idiot acting like a normal person for a brief period of time.
my boss can’t to anything correctly on most days, but today he’s on a d-ckroll and really taking care of business.
when you go from a hot chick to a p-n-s in chatroulette.
“d-mn it! she said she was going to show me her b–bs, but then i got d-ckrolled”.
when you’re just about to have s-x, and your woman is waiting in antic-p-tion for your pulsing manhood, you turn on your music player and blast rick astley’s “never gonna give you up”, rick rolling them.
girl: oh baby, i want you so badly, give it to m-
speakers: we’re no strangers to love! you know the rules, and so do i!
girl: wtf?
guy: d-ck roll’d, b-tch!