dick shiner
1) richard earl “d-ck” shiner is a former professional american football quarterback who played in eleven national football league seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator
d-ck shiner isn’t just howie’s favorite qb of all time. it’s the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the p-n-s polishing he did in his bunk.
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