Dick Sick
when one gets physically sick from not having s-x with their significant other.
jocelyn went to bed without s-x one night an woke up d-ck-sick
a really horrible word for s-m-n. especially if it’s told to you by your girlfriend
“you gonna make your d-ck sick?”
“…what did you just say?”
“ha ha, d-ck sick. it means sp-nk.”
“yeah…i got that…”
when your boyfriend calls in sick to work so he can stay home and have s-x with you all day.
lady: bear, will you please stay home and f-ck me all day?
bear: let me make a phone call…. ” i am not feeling well today, i think i am d-cksick. ”
the point at which a female (or male) gets tired of s-x with a male and no longer cares for his p-n-s and refuses to have s-x with him.
usually leads to the female becoming a lesbian
girl: we have had s-x too much, i am getting d-cksick
friend: is that possible?
girl: h-ll yes
it’s like homesick but with a d-ck.
theresa was so d-cksick this morning she actually texted her ex steven for a one nighter.
when you are really fed up with boys.
girl: a week ago my boyfriend broke up with me and the guy i like now rejected me yesterday. i am just so d-ck sick.
a word which represents sperm
man that chick made me d-ck sick all ova tha place last nite!
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