dick smuggler


someone who is adept at hiding a c-ck in his -n-l cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.
you greasy f-ggot! if i had a c-ck full of drugs coming in from colombia, i’d use your -ss to get it into the country, you d-ck smuggler!

Read Also:

  • Dick Train

    the act of three or more men having rear entry s-x simultaneously and yelling “d-ck” when they thrust so that they all penetrate in harmony. similar to a big gay rowing boat, but on land. d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck! my -ss really hurts after that d-ck train last night. an insult based on the […]

  • dilorg

    a unicorn that has been robbed of it’s horn yet still retains its luscious, velvety, rainbow mane. roy g biv dayummmm, that dilorg looks like sh-t, but still reppin’ that velvety rainbow mane!

  • freefall

    an uncontrolled decrease or decline with seemingly every situation around the world in free fall, people seem to be in lowers spirits than ever. to fall weightlessly and freely from the sky, as in while skydiving. the freefall while skydiving is about 35 seconds long. i really enjoyed the freefall. a freefall is a sh-t […]

  • Friendiness

    a description of relationships created by accepting people as “friends” on facebook for whom one feels little or no friendship. i have friendiness with my child’s friends who have invited me to be friends on facebook.

  • mermaid clock

    it is when an unattractive girl/woman becomes attractive to you because you’re very desperate or h-rny. you live with an ugly girl for a long time and all of sudden she starts becoming attractive to your eyes due to the fact that you have not it in a long -ss time. expression inspired from “how […]


Disclaimer: dick smuggler definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.