dick snot
d-ck snot is indeed s-m-n but is more accuratley used when referring to j-sm dribbling from the eye of the p-n-s (as opposed to shooting) as regular snot does from the nose when you have a cold.
after releasing a generous wad of ball-sack bolognaise into the eye of my girlfriend, she gleefully slurped the remaining d-ck snot from the head of my p-n-s.
7 more definitions
the s-m-n that issues forth from the p-n-s during -j-c-l-t–n. the p-n-s is sneezing,
jesus, look at the d-cksnot all over yourself.
male ejaculant that just needs to be shot out asap.
after suffering with blue b-lls for at least 3 hours, jennie came over and pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon thus spraying my d-ck snot all over her succulent br–sts.
pre–j-c-l-t-. leakage.
after getting a lapdance i had to go to the bathroom and wipe up a little d-ck snot.
pre-ejaculatory penil secretions. pre-c-m.
i didn’t have any tape, so i sealed the envelope with some d-cksnot.
background
origin unkown.
used in sam kinison act circa 1989.
rare usage.
noun
1 another term for male ejaculant.
2 a term reffering to s-m-n. likely coined due to s-m-n’s suspended solid apperance. also, likely put into use due to s-m-n’s chunky precipitate appearance when -j-c-l-t-d and due to both human excretions being forced out of holes of the body.
“i made that b-tch swallow my salty d-ck snot when i came!”
a man’s -j-c-l-t–n after pleasure
the expulsion from the p-n-s
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