dick soak
in the mormon faith couples who wish to engage in pre-marital activities but do not want to dishonor their faith use the d-ck soak method. the d-ck soak method occurs when the males erect member is placed inside the female v-g-n- and lays still. this is the soaking process. the d-ck soak is a spiritual experience, it allows both partners to connect with eachother at a deep level without going all the way. for a d-ck soak to occur the p-ssionately paused p-n-s must not make a single movement in any direction. it must “soak.”
the amount of soaking needed in order to be an official d-ck soak is exactly proportionate to the time it would take a dirty dish to soak before being ready to scrub… or just before climax… whichever comes first.
note: if climax is reached during the soak it is no longer considered a d-ck soak, but s-x.
young mormon couple:
gary: im so hot for you babe
mary: no doubt gary
g: want to do it?
m: we can’t, our faith remember
g: oh yeah, well why don’t we d-ck soak
m: whats d-ck soak?
g: its when i put my p-n-s inside you, keeping it still, and just letting it soak baby.
m: what?! what?! what?!
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