dick spam
when a male is not successful of reaching his climax to save embarr-ssment he simply whacks his partner across the forehead with his p-n-s creating the ‘spam’ clapping sound.
d-mn, that boy d-ck spammed me so hard last night i forgot if we even had s-x!
the absurd emails one receives every few minutes regarding p-n-s enlargement products, which is nearly impossible to filter and block.
your newborn baby pictures didn’t show up in my inbox, because it is filled with nothing but d-ckspam right now.
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