Dick-squeezer
basically an -sshole. a person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.
brian: thomas stole my ipod
austin: wow, what a d-ck-squeezer
a d-ck squeezer is a person who is so much of an -sshole that they squeeze d-cks for fun.
o.j. simpson is a d-ck squeezer.
it means to squeeze the head of the d-ck. but really people call each other it referring them as gay.
“dude did you hear cory is a d-ck squeezer!?”
“holy f-ck hes gay!”
a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching p-n-ses, d-ld-s, and objects shaped like d-cks.
ian is such a d-ck-squeezer.
someone who takes pleasure in squeezing d-cks. they may be so infatuated with it, that it takes over their whole life. whoever has a d-ck they wanna squeeze it.
brian: “i don’t know what it is, i can’t stop grabbing d-cks. can i grab yours?”
trever: “f-ck no, get away from my c-ck you d-ck squeezer!”
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